Monday Madness and Fuck You Fridays
July 9, 2012 in Clan, Website by RocketRob99
To expand on old classic clan activity Fuck You Fridays.. We are now going to include Monday Madness.. Here is the plan… On Mondays you post the thing that made your laugh the most during the previous week It could be anything you want to say… You can post a video that you like that always makes you laugh or tell a great joke you heard…
Fuck You Fridays is kind of self-explanatory.. You post anything you like to say Fuck You to any one or anything you like… Here is an examples of Each so you understand what I mean.. This is going to be a sounding board to let off some steam and get a good laugh at the same time.. And it should be a lot of fun an entertaining to say the least..
My Monday Madness…
Stumbled across this video again and it always cracked me up…
MY Fuck You Friday (from last week)
Fuck YOU to NY drivers !!! Every last 80 year old guy doing 40 miles an hour in the left lane who gives you the finger for beeping your horn as the rick BITCH asshole behind me in her $90,000 Mercedes while talking on the cell phone beeping at me to get out of the way…. I SAY IT AGAINL>>>> LIKE I SAID IT ON FRIDAY—- FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!
Now I think you all got the idea… So, lets hear yours ? 
Ok my Monday madness is: because this is always a LMAO on this video
http://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg
My fuck you Friday goes out to the drunk rednecks that kept me up till midnight (after my 3 hours drive) with their screaming/loud music 5 doors down stairs from my room when i had to be up at 430 am to get hubby to Drill sat morning! A motel is not a place for a fucking cook out/party that is for your back fucking yard fuckers! So FUCK YOU REDNECK LOUD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS!
my monday madness is this. Not very often you see a fight break out in sports(besides hockey)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U–FHhFW7hk
rofl
my Fuck you friday.
FUCK YOU BRITISH WEATHER, FUCKED MY HOLIDAY UP AND FUCKED WITH MY HEALTH! made me miss some sweet ass music! and FUCK YOU BT for fucking my internet up!
Thataway Sparx… that was a good FU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx3ISVBifM0&sns=fb
for a good laugh
Thanks Paz…. I needed a good laugh this morning this did the trick…
In light of fuck you fridays i would like you to watch this. I love this movie especially this scene.
Now Tech that is one of the most inspirational Fuck You Friday’s post I have ever seen.. Now as a suburban resident of the fair city represented here.. Every single thing he said Fuck You too is absolutely correct… And mirrors my feelings on an average day in NYC…. And I add to Edward Norton’s rant this FUCK YOU TOO !!!
Thank you, it came to me at work and when i posted it, i was thinking the same thing you were….THIS IS AN EPIC FUCK YOU FRIDAY MOMENT
Here is my Friday Fuck You!!! To the Assholes of the World……
heard this one so many times, still get cracked up by it, lmao
day late but fuck it, my Fuck you Friday is todays gaming on BF. its been pissing me off all fucking day but the last straw was a few mins ago. fucking lagged me into a wall at the same time i pulled the trigger on a grenade launcher. FUCK YOU LAG!
I totally agree with this Fuck you… and at the top of my lungs.. FUCK you…
Feeling kind of Silly today.. Here is my Monday Madness
Fuck you fridays presents:
A big FUCK YOU TO SUPERHERORAWDON
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee363/hector7777/superstags.jpg
Also would like to give a warm FUCK YOU to working in the weekend. Weekends are supposed to be for gaming, resting and getting laid.
Also Arcanite was a victim of stabby yesterday, serves him good for shooting me in the back all the time.
SO a big FUCK YOU to ARCANITE/WICKEDJESTER77
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee363/hector7777/arcanites-wickedjesterstags.jpg
Like…..
I would like to throw out a HUGE “GO FUCK YOURSELF” to my place of work. I am off for 3 days, see you on Monday you piece of shit!!! Ah, the weekend, time to game, rest, and get laid!! Right Tech?? lol
CFD you can kiss my big spanish ass!!!!!!!!! LOL
My Fuck you Friday this week is a double FU, 1st to Sharp Electronics for making a piece of shit Air Conditioner that I paid $250 and lasted only 2 years!! And the 2nd Fuck You is to PC- Richards and Sons for selling me that piece of shit AC and then actually have the nerve to try and sell me a different model of the same shit brand !! OMG… Go Fuck yourself !!!
As I didn’t want to be all negative…. This video is hilarious Fuck You in ‘sign language” LMAO
WELL SAID!!!!!!!
BTW this video is AWESOME, especially cause my moms youngest brother is deaf and knows sign language. I have seen this FU sign loads of times.
This day feels like a bit of a rollercoaster so
monday madness presents:
Well, I really needed a laugh this morning.. For anyone who is a fan of Saturday Night Live, Robert DeNiro or Joe Pesci, you will laugh your ass off..
LIKE
I didn’t have a FU this past Friday.. But for me Monday Madness… The one always makes me laugh so hard..
Here is a recent one…
i know this is early for this week but it will cover last weeks FU Friday’s and this weeks FU Friday’s.
Last week i extended my phone contract for 2 years and it was advertised with the Galaxy SIII. I arranged the courier that was bringing it to come on Saturday morning to drop it off. The only thing i had to do was show them my ID.
Saturday the guy gets there at 09:30 in the morning, i wake up in a scare, still half drunk and naked, jump in my clothes en run to the door. When i open it i say good morning AMP logistics? he says yeas sir your ID please so i show him cause i had grabbed it quickly from my nightstand.
Then he tells me that it is not valid and that i need a passport. I have a certain type of green card that allows me to work and live here indefinitely, i was born in the Netherlands so you get this automatically.
On monday when i call T-mobile, the service desk tells me that that is strange cause their rules say that this type of ID is valid. So i call AMP logistics and they tell me their rules haven’t changed and that t-mobile needs to give them permission. Any ways after T-mobile send them an email they called me to confirm that it was allowed and that it will be there next Saturday.
Well after that long read:
FUCK T-MOBILE FUCK AMP LOGISTICS FUCK ALL THAT WERE RUDE ON THE PHONE WHILE I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, THE TRUTH HURTS DOESN’T IT, YOU INCOMPETENT RETARDS. NEXT TIME SOMEBODY TELLS YOU SOMETHING IT MIGHT BE WORTH IT FIGURING OUT WHAT THE CLIENT, A PAYING CLIENT MIGHT I ADD, HAS TO SAY.
AS FOR T-MOBILE, YOU ARE A PHONE COMPANY, CAN’T YOU COMMUNICATE THAT THE RULES HAVE BEEN CHANGED, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. I JUST SPEND 45 MINUTES IN TOTAL CALLING AND EMAILING BOTH YOU RETARDS ON HOW TO ACT, WHO AM I YOUR BOSS, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO.
BUT LIKE I ALWAYS SAY IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF.
Great FU and a perfect song to go along with that bullshit !!! Seems like you are the only one who gets the true spirit of this blog !!!
My first Fuck You Friday post. Two things.
FUCK you fucking Blackberry and Orange to make things so FUCKING hard to FUCKING get BBM which is so FUCKING easy FOR FUCK SAKE. FUCK why can’t I just call whatever fucking stupid number you have, press one single number and BAM I HAVE FUCKING BBM. BUT NO.
FUCK BT for having a SHIT connection most of the time so I can’t FUCKING do anything most of the time. DO WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND FUCKING GIVE ME A INTERNET CONNECTION
A BIG FUCK YOU TO ORANGE, BLACKBERRY AND BT.
I feel better now haha
Good one…
My fuck you Friday goes to the Army National Guard that NEVER GETS ANYTHING RIGHT! First they put my husband so far away from home and we have asked for transfers 4 times even tried to transfer into ACTIVE DUTY and “We lost your paperwork” WTF! We Move further away due to family issues and they are suppose to give us a HARDSHIP transfer to a closer unit. We are still driving OVER 150 miles to come to drill. My ac in the car does not work And it’s triple digit heat! They are not helping us at all! They also Do not pay for our motel room for the weekend and we are spending more out then what he gets paid.! So fuck you National Guard for your stupidity. Oh and for him to re up and change units he needs to call the receiving unit to see if they will take him without being job qualified since his current unit hasn’t gotten him through MOS school in 3 fucking years! And for me to get his GI bill to help me with school he has to re up for 4 years… 6 for him to retire! Fucking national guard couldn’t tell him this 2 weeks ago when he called them??? That HE needed to call the receiving unit before we got here this weekend! WTF
http://youtu.be/Mw7iVr5rWQE
and here is my Monday madness! LOL
Here is my Monday Madness video… It always makes me laugh..
HE HE my Monday Madness is
http://youtu.be/KqeJU5LiYRo
Because i LOVED doing this in the SIMS 2!!!!
When i had a bad day this is what i did!
Goddess someone needs to get you GTA-4 much better to get rid of those get end of the work day blues..
Calling all TLN! if I show you the boob mic will you get me gta 4?? LMAO
Now ordinarily I respect police officers and their job. Not necessarily the one wearing the badge but the badge itself.
Today instead of a Monday Madness I had a FUCK YOU MONDAY ROCKET<< First, get in my car, power steering is blown and had to drive to NYC !! Think parallel parking with now power steering.. Later, part of my job is to interview people. I am in a not so good neighborhood in Brooklyn, NY. I meet an old African American woman who was meeting me before her doctors appointment. To suit my schedule I offered to go out of my way and drop her and her daughter at her doctor.. Well, now we get to the heart of it, my driverside seat-belt recently started giving me trouble and would not lock. So today I let the little old lady sitting in my front seat wear the seat belt. Turn the corner and I get pulled over by NYPD and get a rookie cop on training day. How did I know, I watched as the Sargent stayed in my right side blind spot with his hand on his weapon the whole time..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5gRIud57jQ
So, I give up my paper-work and wait.. Now picture this scene, I am a Caucasian adult man, in a known drug neighborhood, with two African American woman pulled over for nothing. Did I get a warning.. WEll of course not, I got a ticket for my good deed.
Then of course I was late for every other appointment today, all this with my freaking annoying bosses wife giving me a hard time because she nothing better to do at all ….
Not exactly one of my better days… End of Rant..
I’m sorry rocket
that sucks!!!
Sorry about my rant.. Here is my real Monday Madness…
Today i discovered that our “beloved” boss is trying to enforce weekend work by telling us which weekends we will work in the form of a rotational schedule.
WELL who the fuck do you think you are, you little prick, are you gonna decide what i do on my weekends? REALLY DUDE, i think i have the fucking right to some peace and quiet you fucking idiot. The weekends are mine and mine only, maybe if you would pay me properly in the weekends i would consider it, but as it is arranged right now you can kiss my big spanish ass on the weekends.
OH AND ON TOP OF THAT there is so much work in the summer period that the rules for taking holidays are crap. Why won’t this fucking company understand that in the summer time a dip in work load should be enforced instead of enforcing that only 1 person can go at a time per team. FUCK THAT, i am taking my 3 weeks and getting the hell out of there.
I still don’t understand why people try to tell you how to dress, how to act, how to wear your hair etc etc. YOU know what i think this weekend i will do everything i fucking want, dress crazy, act lice and idiot and maybe wear mu hair a bit differently. And just go all out and go crazy.
TO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT TRY TO TELL OTHERS WHAT TO DO: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU AGAIN.
Great one Tech… And the song made me want to scream Fuck You.. LOL
My Fuck You Friday goes to the boss’s wife. Not my boss but the owner of the company. This fucking woman has no clue about my job or what is involved with completing my work. She is constantly calling me for reports and cannot seem to understand why each case I work takes so long to finish. She has no clue that when it comes to insurance her experience in the Property damage side of things. On that side people want to see you and want to let you do your job, no problems. Why because in the end someone is going to give them a check.
In what I do people avoid me, do not return messages, they’re rude, defensive, uncooperative and generally a pain in the ass. Why?? Because they are not stupid, they know if they talk to me there is a good chance they’re going to end up in court. My cases are complicated and involve everything from someone slipping on the stairs to rape, murder, fraud, ceiling collapse, death and destruction. Things like this take time.
But yet this woman cannot seem to grasp the complex nature of what I handle but yet expects me to keep up with the other people who handle property damage. She wants me to rush reports out to keep my secretary busy but fails to understand that yes one case can take an entire day to deal with.
She demands I bring in or Fedex my work at my expense to satisfy her own stupid need to assure that I actually do deserve the salary I receive. So to her I say at the top of my lungs FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!
If’s Friday again and i have a massive fuck you going out to all the LAZY people that choose not to get a JOB or go to school when they are physically able to they just choose not to! this is NOT a fuck you to the ones ACTUALLY looking for work and their situation is unable to find jobs they are qualified for! This is to the ones that suck the life out of others, happily content to live in others houses eat their food running up their bills asking for a hand out from EVERYONE around them! Get a fucking job and pay some bills and stop being a black hole of the UNIVERSE and stop fucking the system to go to concerts casinos bingo smoking weed ect ect on the working classes tax dollars! If you can do all of that then you can FUCKING WORK AND MAKE MONEY TO SUPPORT YOURSELF AND YOUR KIDS! this rant brought to you from the mind of goddessofwar09 (this is not aimed twards anyone in the clan it is my anger towards people in my personal life that i know that are fucking the system and doing one or all of these things with GOVERNMENT FUNDING)And i needed to rant to keep from blowing up…. thanks for reading
My Monday Madness video… This shit cracks me up…
OK time to bring this back, fuck you Friday’s.
Here we go…….lets talk politics, they just had government elections here. DAMN what a disappointment.
1: Students are fucked, no more scholarships, you will have to loan the money, which most people don’t have cause its fucking expensive. GREAT so now no more people will get a good education cause no one will want to have to loan the money.
2: Students are fucked, free public transport for students will probably be taken away. GREAT so now they don’t have the means to get there.
3: They are gonna save some money to better educate teachers, WHAT Will there be to teach if you have no FUCKING STUDENTS!!!!!!!
4: Cut backs on health care, fucking idiots. Also talk to your physician before you go to the emergency room. ITS NOT CALLED AN “EMERGENCY ROOM” FOR NOTHING YOU BASTARDS. Imagine i break my leg in the shower, what now…..oh and if you do go straight to the emergency room it will cost you 50 euro’s.
5: pension age will go up to 67, fucking idiots some people can’t even work at 50 anymore.
6: they will make it easier for companies to fire people.
7: 105 million euro will go to the police, like they don’t have enough money giving tickets to youngsters for hanging out on the street. Why don’t they get real criminals instead of harassing little kids? I tell you why cause the moment they get backed into a corner they draw their gun and shoot. The dutch police academy is a joke, if you see what kind of recruits they get, at least in the US you know any stop can be dangerous. But here, come on man, and then the people they select are scared insecure little boys that still suck on momma’s titty.
8: Using wild animals in the circus will be prohibited, jezus are there not more suitable things to decide on like what to do about this whole immigration mess. GRRRRRR!!!!!!
There is more but i am just getting fed up with these people that think they know everything about what is going on in their country. They know shit, they are a bunch of insecure pricks that were bullied all their life and are now getting back at people. THEIR MAIN MESSAGE DROP ‘EM AND WELL FUCK YOU.
I am wondering if instead of the end of the world on the 21st of December we could have something like the Bastille where all the nobility were beheaded. Just this time it could be the cabinet members.
Exactly what i see when i look at politicians