Driftapalooza A TLN Comedy

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    GreyFox630
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    After months in the making, TLN’s GT6 Race Team is proud to bring you all “Driftapalooza!!!”.

    So pull up a chair and enjoy!

    The cast:
    TLN’s Mr. Southern Comfort (aka Ratchet2448)

    TLN’s very own resident drunken drifter and photography maniac (aka GreyFox630)

    With special appearances by:
    TLN’s Mr. Pretty in Pink (aka pink adds 100 hp himself, Calicak89)

    and let us not forget our “tame” race car driver.
    Some say he is assembled from body parts of TLN victims, others say he is a ginger from Wisconsin. All we know is, he’s called the Stig (aka Thakilla26)

    So to get this party started right, lets see how Talons make a pass on a road hog.
    Ratchet “Mr. Grey, after you sir”



    Grey “All clear, now its time to ptfo Ratch!”

    Ratchet “One step ahead of you”




    Grey “NO RATCH… I CAN’T SEE!! OK THAT IT, MY TURN!”


    Ratch “Wave to the crowd Grey”

    Ratch “No don’t slow down Grey”

    Grey “WWWEEEE!!!”

    Ratch “Ok, put the beer down and back away slowly Grey”

    Grey “Ok, car change now?” Ratch “Your funeral”



    Grey “Change it again” Ratch “Why?” Grey “Cause I said so choir boy” Ratch” FINE!!!”

    Grey “Not again, I want to see!!! Out of my way!!”

    Grey “YAY!!! Clean air” Ratch “GREY!!!!”

    Grey “Choke on it!!”


    Ratch “Missed me”


    Ratch “GREY!!!!” Grey “EAT IT!!! Now car change!” Ratch “Dang it! Really!!”

    Ratch “Cheater you didn’t change” Grey “TROLALALA”

    Ratch “Douche” Grey “That’s me”

    Ratch “Wait…” Grey “WHAT!?!” Ratch “Look a sleeping Stig” Grey “Let’s mess with him”





    Grey “Wow, he’s a deep sleeper” Ratch “Ok, same time”


    Grey “Did it work?” Ratch “Yep”


    Ratch “Where did he go?” Grey “Don’t know… I’ll look this way, you look that way”

    Ratch “Still nothing” Grey “Keep looking”

    Grey “WATCH OUT!!”

    Ratch “Found him!!”


    Grey “You sure that’s not James May in a Stig suit?” Ratch “Now you’ve done it, he is pissed off!” Grey “Run away!”

    Grey “Ratch? RATCH?” Stig “…..GGGRRRR!!!”

    Grey “Help me!!!!” Ratch “HAHA!! I hid, you’re on your own Grey”



    Grey “Cough, Cough… Where did he go? Hey you changes cars to lose him! You cheap bastard!!” Ratch “Of course… Smart Right!?!?”


    Ratch “Uuuuuummm…. Grey?” Grey “WHAT, you cheater!!” Ratch “Look behind you”

    Grey “Oh shit… and he brought a friend”


    Mr. Pink “Heres Johnny!!”

    Grey “Damn road hogs! Get out of my way… damn you Ratch… I need help!”

    Ratch “Alright, alright, FINE! Smoke screen engaged!”

    Grey “Where did you go now?”

    Ratch “Car change for me! Here comes the Batmobile.”

    Grey “TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON… I’M SCARED” Ratch “LOL.. really?”

    Grey “No, just can’t see” Ratch “Blind old man, Fine”

    Grey “Thank you”



    Ratch “Oh Grey!! Guess what?!”

    Grey “What?” Ratch “Lights out!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!”



    Ratch “Speed Grey” Grey “Just pass me… I can’t see”


    Ratch “Catch up Grey” Grey “ I hate you”



    Grey “I’m Back”

    Ratch “Grey, Lights on” Grey “AAAAA… Too bright, I’m blind!!”

    Ratch “No Grey!! Look out!” Grey “Oh no!”

    Grey “Umm… Ratch.. There back!” Ratch “Who?” Grey “The Stig and Mr. Pink”




    Ratch “Where did you go Grey?” Grey “Cough, cough… where do u think… I can’t see and can’t breath now.” Stig “……”


    Grey “They’re getting closer”








    Grey “Your turn to deal with them”






    Ratch “Hey Grey, not to make you worry but… he’s coming for you”


    Ratch “He can’t see… go go go Grey!!”


    Ratch “Watch out!!” Grey “Damn it… NNOOOO RATCHET!!!”


    Ratch “Quick Grey, deploy smoke screens!!!”

    Grey “We lost them”

    Ratch “Back to ptfo!!!” Grey “Copy that!!”




    Grey “Wait… wasn’t your car gray?” Ratch “MAAYYBE”









    Grey “I’m partied out, time to head home?” Ratch “Aggreed”


    Grey “No place like home” Ratch “Good old Talon Central”

    As we take a bow we salute you. TLN FOR LIFE!!!

    Brought to you by:
    Ratchet2448

    GreyFox630

    Thakilla26

    Calicak89

    • This topic was modified 2 years, 3 months ago by Profile photo of Ratchet2448 Ratchet2448.
    • This topic was modified 2 years, 3 months ago by Profile photo of Ratchet2448 Ratchet2448.
    #14035
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    RocketRob99
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    Nice !! Thanks for sharing Greyfox and Ratchet.


    #14036
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    Ratchet2448
    Moderator

    great pics grey! This came out really good. looking forward to evading The Stig in the days to come lol.

    #14037
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    GreyFox630
    Participant

    Glad you enjoyed it rocket… figured since ratch and i do so many drift races we might as well use them in a creative way and let everyone have a laugh while looking through a lot of pics… look for more to come… will be doing the next one with the actual racing pic that we did early on when gt6 came out since they where all one-makes and trying to get pics where u can identify people is near to impossible so i might as well use it to make people laugh again… hope everyone else likes the new format for gt6 pic posting cause this is how i plan on doing a few more

    #14040
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    Ratchet2448
    Moderator

    modified driver introductions. Grey forgot to add one small detail to the Stig’s intro lol

    #14041
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    RocketRob99
    Moderator

    @greyfox630, I got good feedback from those who saw this post.. However, some complaints too.. With this many pics it is better to split the post into 2.. Several people had the forum page lock up their phone’s network connection.. LOL.. Just food for thought on your next post..


    #14042
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    GreyFox630
    Participant

    wow really… ok message recieved… will keep it in mind next time… not surprising though, it was a lot in retrospect

    #14056
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    goddessofwar09
    Participant

    Can you turn this into a video using windows movie maker… then adding some voice overs with your text.. maybe using team speak to record the audio clips?? just an idea… 😀


    #14057
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    GreyFox630
    Participant

    i like the idea goddess… but that would require me to be tech savy which you all no i’m not, definitely killed to many brains cell with all the drinking i’ve done in my life… i got 2 brain cells left and they are fighting for control, lol… but my be in the future once i can learn to do it and find the time… or bug ratchet to do it

    #14079
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    goddessofwar09
    Participant

    Grey it really isn’t hard to do… if i can do it anyone can LMAO


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